Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Buhtt sex?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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