we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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