Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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