Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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