she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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