i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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