So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
handjob tips. give me some.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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