my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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