I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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