did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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