we have officially lost it.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
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