love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I can't turn off my feet"
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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