okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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