The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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