who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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