I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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