i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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