the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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