Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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