Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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