Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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