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garbage dick
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you win
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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