So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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