Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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