She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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