we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
It's official drugs can't kill me
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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