I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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