But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Randomize