My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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