youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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