So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Randomize
