the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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