I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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