he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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