I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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