Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Randomize