do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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