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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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