We won't sleep together?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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