I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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