Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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