i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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