I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
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