So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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