HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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