making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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