We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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