But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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