so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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