have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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