You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Randomize
