I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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