Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
