hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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