well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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