Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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