Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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