You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
